Operation Green Goblin

The origin of this idea is slightly fuddled at this point, but one of us (probably pat) decided that food coloring might actually make your poo green, or red, or blue, or whatever color you wish. So being that I just happen to work at a grocery store (see shaw's) I picked some up after my shift. I decided on green simply because it seemed the best color to stand out against a brown background such as poo.

But we couldn't simply drink it straight up, wheres the fun in that? Let me introduce you to Dr. Tom's caffeine color frenzy.

Bawls, Sky Rocket Rasberry syrup, and Jo Mints. Effective caffeine content level was somewhere around 400mg worth. To put this in prespective, a LARGE cup of coffee is somewhere around 100mg.

We were fucking wired.

Pat was having a hard time drinking it straight up, so we made a deal and I drank the first half.

Pat had his serving...

Man he looks stoned.

Approximately 3-3.5 hours after consuming the concoction, we took our first piss.

Not yet admitting defeat, we decided to let nature take its course. Due to the abnormally large amount of food consumed during the day, sometime around midnight nature began to call. It was dialing pat's number. While holding onto to his colon for dear life, we raced home from Mobile to let pat have another go. The results were amazing...

SUCCESS!!!

Notice the coloration in the water, pat also urinated a 2nd time and even that was colored.

Notice the striking resemblance to sea alge.

Verdict:

Yes food coloring can change your poo colors. It also tastes like shit so dont drink it straight up.